professorlink:

i can’t wait for december everyone’s gonna start drawing their favorite characters in dorky christmas sweaters again it’s gonna be fantastic

(via storyofmytragiclife)

themewhunter9:

hey, here’s a good joke-
instead of prank calling the police and telling them that there is a bomb in an office building, thus causing the hundreds of people in the office to be evacuated, some arrested, and schools in the area to shut down
how about you, i don’t know, jokingly order them all some pizza or call a clown to the office and let them have a good laugh

(via ashleysrandomfandoms)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via hardcorebookworm)

waltdreamworks:

vikingsweaters:

is this some kind of pun?

GODAMMIT

(Source: viking-sweaters, via elsathesnowqueens)

nevvzealand:

my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

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fileformat:

jackanthonyfernandez:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

New York Post

I love this

do u understand how much this means

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favorite fictional ladies  rae earl

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diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

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sir-hathaway:

berdmn:

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

Cons to being gay: both you and your husband drown on the Titanic

This took me a second. 

(via anawesometurtle)

zatanass:

Haru fucking broke my heart in this episode.

From the beginning of the anime, we know Haru loves the water, he loves swimming free, he truly doesn’t care about his time or being scouted but I feel like - in this episode - it’s the first time that we truly saw that.

Haru has been lately put under a lot of pressure, what does he want to do next year ? Does he wants to go pro ? Will he accept the scouts many offers ? Will he and his friends win the relay this year ? Although he didn’t give two shits about being scouted or not, the fact that he was, the fact that many people think he has a great talent, that people are counting on him, that he’s being called the pride of Iwatobi High School, that made it all real for him, serious, it made swimming serious.

And Haru doesn’t want that, he doesn’t want the pressure, he doesn’t want to think about his immenient future, he doesn’t want to swin to for someone else, Haru only swims free, he only swims for himself and his friends. 

This is why he stopped in the middle of the race because Haru swims because he wants to, not because he has to and especially not to impress someone else. Being put in this situation, under this stress, literallymade him feel like he couldn’t swim anymore, like he wasn’t free anymore. You can even see it as he swims, at the beginning the water is clear like usual but soon and it becomes dark, dark like when Sousuke swims because now, swimming because as painful for Haru because of the stress as it is for Sousuke because of his shoulder. 

This scene was as powerful as it was heartbreaking because he Haru can’t swim freely, he won’t swim at all.

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