vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

dannyfenton:

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon being just 14 and their parents building a very strange machine designed to view a world unseen

someonehelpwillgraham:

“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”

[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

ragingbomer:

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

DEAR GOD THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE SPOCK IS REALLY ANGRY AND HORNY HOLY SHIT

That moment when you suddenly realize that you have developed a crush on someone. You never really notice it there until one single action triggers that feeling. It may be a look or something they say that strikes something in your soul and it hits you: that yearning to be desired by such a wonderful person. It can’t be taken back but it will eventually fade or grow to something more.

acklesalecki:

celestiel-adventures:

assbutty:

How does Jared Padalecki even work
I mean he’s so tall and has broad shoulders and is all muscular and shit
And then you look at his face and it’s made of sunshine
And he has this stupid smile that makes everyone smile and be happy and believe the world is a better place

And uGH NO

that’s a normal size cup he’s holding

is it really holy shit

post-moderntease:

“Artemis, with her bow and quiver, avoided men and killed any male who looked at her.”

i knew artemis was the best goddess for a reason

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

volperaptor:

I want to try a thing:

Reblog this by Friday and I’ll go through your blog and pair you up with another person who reblogged this. It’ll be like a Tumblr blind date!

This is an AWESOME thing.